she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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