I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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