just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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