What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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