Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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