i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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