Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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