come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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