I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Randomize
