I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
My feet surprised me
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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