One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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