Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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