why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
