when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i just google imaged poop.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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