Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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