I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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