Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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