I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
soo... how was my night?
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