dude i'm inner monologue high
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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