Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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