New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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