you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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