Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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