he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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