just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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