I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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