I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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