I love black thongs
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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