when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Randomize
