Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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