Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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