just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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