would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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