the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
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Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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