how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I touched a dick in church today
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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