K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
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I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Sorry about my life...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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