Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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I think I swiped left on my soulmate
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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