I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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