worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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