I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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