I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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