Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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