Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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