Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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