Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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