Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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