when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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