If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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