I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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