when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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