Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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