I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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