I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Is it because I queefed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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