its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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