I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
okay pat passed out under dana's car
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I think my moral compass just broke
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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