what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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